Promises were meant to be broken.
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fun fact: you can bite your finger off as easily as you can bite through a carrot, but your brain is like “no stupid, don’t eat your finger” so that’s why you can’t do it.
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Life According To Tumblr
- 16 weeks ago: temple run
- 15 weeks ago: cinnamon challenges
- 14 weeks ago: #yolo
- 13 weeks ago: Kony 2012
- 12 weeks ago: Draw Something
- 11 weeks ago: The Hunger Games
- 10 weeks ago: Vertical pictures
- 9 weeks ago: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
- 8 weeks ago: Titanic
- 7 weeks ago: Tupac resurrected
- 6 weeks ago: Alt + Reblog
- 5 weeks ago: Actual Cannibal Shia Lebeouf
- 4 weeks ago: Omfg the Avengers!!!!
- 3 weeks ago: The time everyone freaked out because Alt + Reblog stopped working
- 2 weeks go: Gotye Jokes
- Last week: Reflection: "remember that one time everyone cared about Kony and temple run"
- This week: Cannibal found in Florida/ aka Zombie Apocalypse/ aka The return of Shia Lebeouf
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- me: *closes tumblr tab*
- me: *opens new tumblr tab*
- me: what just happened
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- 'satan' music: don't kill yourself, you're worth everything, fuck everyone else, do what makes you happy, I'll be with you, you are fucking awesome just the way you are
- 'normal' music: bitch ass money sex fuck cock it and blow it guns shoot dat nigga down money ass sex
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